I.V. Suckling's Blog
Below, you will encounter the singular adventures of myself, I.V. Suckling, vampire duck. My associate, Mariga Temple-West, has a blog as well but don't bother reading hers. Mine is much more interesting.
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Dear Readers, I suppose I shouldn't be so hard on Dorcas. She is royalty, after all. I thought that perhaps she had a beautiful inner nature and that I should try to get to know her better. See below. 
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 Dear Readers, The picture that you see at left is the illustration of a traumatic experience I have had with online dating. I signed up with a vampire dating website called Once Bitten, Twice Love. See below for the full story. 
Dear Readers, Zombie continues to impress. He has indeed opened his own perfume boutique. See below. 
Dear Readers, I would like to introduce you to a colleague of mine, my friend Zombie. He works the perfume counter at Hoople's Department Store. 
I envy Zombie, so suave, so sophisticated, and such a good salesman. He's quite the lady's man too. See below. 
Dear Readers, What can I say? Things just keep getting worse. 
Dear Readers, Things are not going well at the make-up counter. My boss, Miss Lucille, says my sales are down. See below. 
Dear Readers, There have been the most unfortunate developments since last we met. I lost my position at the blood bank. Apparently, biting is unacceptable. However, I was undismayed and set forth to find a new job. I found it in the form of Hoople's Department Store. I don't consider this my ideal work but I am determined to persevere. See below. 
Dear Readers, Welcome, welcome, welcome to my blog! In this space you will encounter all manner of scintillating, noteworthy and novel entries. Behold my life! Here be my adventures (and misadventures) in life, love, and retail. Included are numerous visual aids. See, for example, the below. It is an account of a blood drive at the blood bank where I work. 
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AuthorI.V. Suckling is a vampire duck, department store salesperson, blood bank volunteer, and all round sophisticate. Archives
January 2014
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