I.V. Suckling's Blog
Below, you will encounter the singular adventures of myself, I.V. Suckling, vampire duck. My associate, Mariga Temple-West, has a blog as well but don't bother reading hers. Mine is much more interesting.
Dear Readers, You may have wondered where I have been lo' these many weeks. The truth is, dear readers, I have been on a journey of self discovery. I have traveled the country consulting various gurus and wise people and well - see below. First, I traveled to Colorado and consulted this guy.. Then, it was on to New Mexico to talk with this person. Finding these methods unsatisfactory, I visited a shrink. We even did those ink blot things. I have to say, after weeks of soul searching, I didn't find out much about myself that I didn't know already. A certain disaffection lingers. Gurus, travel, shrinks... eh... But then, there's always Mom's way. Truer words were never spoken!
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Dear Readers, Mom wasn't too happy to learn that Dorcas got a new boyfriend. Mom always liked Dorcas. But then, I'm not so sure how great that relationship is going. Dorcas is giving the Scary Clown clarinet lessons. On top of it all, Zombie is trying to make it as a stand-up comic. I have weird friends...
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AuthorI.V. Suckling is a vampire duck, department store salesperson, blood bank volunteer, and all round sophisticate. Archives
January 2014
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