I.V. Suckling's Blog
Below, you will encounter the singular adventures of myself, I.V. Suckling, vampire duck. My associate, Mariga Temple-West, has a blog as well but don't bother reading hers. Mine is much more interesting.
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Yes, dear readers, it's true. Dorcas, the nerd duck princess, has decided to embark on a modeling career. While she has not yet signed with an agency, below is a selection from her portfolio. Of course, she has my full support but - well - see for yourself.  Dorcas in day wear.  Dorcas in evening wear.  ...beach wear...  ...Goth... Ford Modeling Agency, here we come!
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Dear Readers, You may have wondered where I have been lo' these many weeks. The truth is, dear readers, I have been on a journey of self discovery. I have traveled the country consulting various gurus and wise people and well - see below. First, I traveled to Colorado and consulted this guy.. 
Then, it was on to New Mexico to talk with this person. 
Finding these methods unsatisfactory, I visited a shrink. We even did those ink blot things. 
I have to say, after weeks of soul searching, I didn't find out much about myself that I didn't know already. A certain disaffection lingers. Gurus, travel, shrinks... eh... But then, there's always Mom's way. 
Truer words were never spoken!
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AuthorI.V. Suckling is a vampire duck, department store salesperson, blood bank volunteer, and all round sophisticate. Archives
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