You may have wondered where I have been lo' these many weeks. The truth is, dear readers, I have been on a journey of self discovery. I have traveled the country consulting various gurus and wise people and well - see below.
First, I traveled to Colorado and consulted this guy..
Then, it was on to New Mexico to talk with this person.
Finding these methods unsatisfactory, I visited a shrink. We even did those ink blot things.
I have to say, after weeks of soul searching, I didn't find out much about myself that I didn't know already. A certain disaffection lingers. Gurus, travel, shrinks... eh... But then, there's always Mom's way.
Truer words were never spoken!