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Below, you will encounter the singular adventures of myself, I.V. Suckling, vampire duck. My associate, Mariga Temple-West, has a blog as well but don't bother reading hers. Mine is much more interesting.
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Dear Readers, You may remember that a while back Dorcas, the nerd duck princess, had a thing for me. Lately, however, she informs me that she has moved on. I was happy for her (and relieved) at first, but - uh - see below. 
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Dear Readers, It's that time again. I visited with my accountant to make sure everything was in order. 
Happy Tax Day!
Dear Readers, Since things didn't work out with Tammy, I felt that Zombie would benefit from a change of scene. So, we decided to do some male bonding and take a buddy vacation to Hawaii. Zombie saw to it that we had proper resort wear. 
 Zombie really got into the spirit of things and took some hula lessons.  I attempted some surfing but the less said about that the better. But I'll say this, it was tough getting a decent drink. 
Dear Readers, Zombie has decided to try one more time with Tammy. He fixed her a gourmet, romantic dinner for two.  Get it? That's a brain with a fork in it.
Dear Readers. Zombie reconnected with an old flame at his class reunion. Her name is Tammy and she was the homecoming queen. Though as the date progressed, Zombie began to remember why they broke up in the first place. 
And in case you're wondering, that pointy thing on her head is her old homecoming crown. Tammy really can't let go.
Dear Readers, Zombie has written a children's book! 
I smell the Caldecott!
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AuthorI.V. Suckling is a vampire duck, department store salesperson, blood bank volunteer, and all round sophisticate. Archives
January 2014
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