I.V. Suckling's Blog
Below, you will encounter the singular adventures of myself, I.V. Suckling, vampire duck. My associate, Mariga Temple-West, has a blog as well but don't bother reading hers. Mine is much more interesting.
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It's that time again, the zombie class reunion. 
A time when old pals get reacquainted... 
...and get caught up... 
...and remark upon their fellow classmates. 
Ever think vampires have nightmares? They go something like this. 
Dear Readers, My vampire drinkery has been a great success! 
 Things are so busy, Mom's had to help out waiting tables. Though sometimes things can get a little dicey. 
Dear Readers, My boss at the Smiling Barista fired me for not being "smiley" enough. ...surprise surprise... 
 But then, I had a brainstorm... ...Open my own drinkery just for vampires! THE DAILY INFUSION!!! 
Dear Readers, Mother stopped by the Smiling Barista. As usual, things got embarrassing. 
Dear Readers, To supplement my income I have taken on a job in a coffee shop. Coffee isn't really my thing. See below. 
Dear Readers, You have to give Dorcas credit for perseverance. 
She did, however, execute this highly embarrassing portrait of me.  My hair does not look like that!
Dear Readers, I have decided to make an effort with Dorcas. I thought things would improve if we shared some activities together. So...  ...we tried tennis lessons...  ...swimming lessons... 
...and don't get me started on those clarinet lessons. If you ask me, it looks more like Dorcas is eating the thing than playing it. Mother, however, would have none of it. 
 I give up...
Dear Readers, Lately, Mother's been putting the pressure on for me to get in a serious relationship. It is most tiresome. See below.    Dear Readers, this I know for sure, that if Dorcas and I ever had a kid it would look something like this.
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AuthorI.V. Suckling is a vampire duck, department store salesperson, blood bank volunteer, and all round sophisticate. Archives
January 2014
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