It's that time again, the zombie class reunion.
A time when old pals get reacquainted...
...and get caught up...
...and remark upon their fellow classmates.
My vampire drinkery has been a great success!
Things are so busy, Mom's had to help out waiting tables.
Though sometimes things can get a little dicey.
My boss at the Smiling Barista fired me for not being "smiley" enough. ...surprise surprise...
But then, I had a brainstorm...
...Open my own drinkery just for vampires! THE DAILY INFUSION!!!
To supplement my income I have taken on a job in a coffee shop. Coffee isn't really my thing. See below.
You have to give Dorcas credit for perseverance.
She did, however, execute this highly embarrassing portrait of me.
My hair does not look like that!
I have decided to make an effort with Dorcas. I thought things would improve if we shared some activities together. So...
...we tried tennis lessons...
...and don't get me started on those clarinet lessons. If you ask me, it looks more like Dorcas is eating the thing than playing it.
Mother, however, would have none of it.
I give up...
Lately, Mother's been putting the pressure on for me to get in a serious relationship. It is most tiresome. See below.
Dear Readers, this I know for sure, that if Dorcas and I ever had a kid it would look something like this.