Dorcas Embarks on a Regimen of Self Improvement

Dear Readers,

I have decided to make an effort with Dorcas. I thought things would improve if we shared some activities together. So...

...we tried tennis lessons...

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...swimming lessons...

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...and don't get me started on those clarinet lessons. If you ask me, it looks more like Dorcas is eating the thing than playing it.

Mother, however, would have none of it.

I give up...

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