Below, you will encounter the singular adventures of myself, I.V. Suckling, vampire duck. My associate, Mariga Temple-West, has a blog as well but don't bother reading hers. Mine is much more interesting.
It's that time again, time to renew my driver's license. I don't really change all that much through the years but the law is the law and a new photo was required. This is the highly mortifying result.