I.V. Suckling's Blog
Below, you will encounter the singular adventures of myself, I.V. Suckling, vampire duck. My associate, Mariga Temple-West, has a blog as well but don't bother reading hers. Mine is much more interesting.
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Dear Readers, Since things didn't work out with Tammy, I felt that Zombie would benefit from a change of scene. So, we decided to do some male bonding and take a buddy vacation to Hawaii. Zombie saw to it that we had proper resort wear. 
 Zombie really got into the spirit of things and took some hula lessons.  I attempted some surfing but the less said about that the better. But I'll say this, it was tough getting a decent drink. 
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Dear Readers, Zombie has decided to try one more time with Tammy. He fixed her a gourmet, romantic dinner for two.  Get it? That's a brain with a fork in it.
Dear Readers. Zombie reconnected with an old flame at his class reunion. Her name is Tammy and she was the homecoming queen. Though as the date progressed, Zombie began to remember why they broke up in the first place. 
And in case you're wondering, that pointy thing on her head is her old homecoming crown. Tammy really can't let go.
Dear Readers, Zombie has written a children's book! 
I smell the Caldecott!
It's that time again, the zombie class reunion. 
A time when old pals get reacquainted... 
...and get caught up... 
...and remark upon their fellow classmates. 
Ever think vampires have nightmares? They go something like this. 
Dear Readers, My vampire drinkery has been a great success! 
 Things are so busy, Mom's had to help out waiting tables. Though sometimes things can get a little dicey. 
Dear Readers, My boss at the Smiling Barista fired me for not being "smiley" enough. ...surprise surprise... 
 But then, I had a brainstorm... ...Open my own drinkery just for vampires! THE DAILY INFUSION!!! 
Dear Readers, Mother stopped by the Smiling Barista. As usual, things got embarrassing. 
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AuthorI.V. Suckling is a vampire duck, department store salesperson, blood bank volunteer, and all round sophisticate. Archives
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